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WHOOAAAA!

I had no idea I was featured in 3 different magazines out on stands right now!!  But thanks to you guys for telling me, I just found out!  hahah!  I guess you guys know more about my career than I do!  AWESOME!

This month you can find me in Maxim Magazine, Stuff Magazine(101 Sexiest Women Online), and in Blender Magazine.....sweeeeeeet!  So pick up a copy if ya can.

Also I will have another HUGE feature in Maxim Magazine again later on during the summer sometime!  YAYYY!  Ummm.....I think that is all for now....or is it???  lol......

Love

Tila

MAXIM MAGAZINE:

STUFF MAGAZINE:

BLENDER MAGAZINE:

YOU GUYS BETTTERRRRR COME TO MY FIRST SHOW AND SEE ME ROCK OUT FOR YOU ALLL!!!!!  IT'S GOING TO BE A BLAST AND SO MUCH FUN! SO COME OUT AND BRING MOM AND DAD TOO!  hahaha!  Anyway to get tickets first click on this link:

CLICK HERE FOR TICKETS TO MY ROCK SHOW

Anyway....repost this bulletin and spread the word..turd!  I CANT WAIT! SEE YOU ALL SOON!

My friend, who has been staying with me for the past 2 weeks, asked me today,

"why do you say fuck so much?"

And then i said, "Fuck! I do say fuck a lot don't I? Holy shit that's wierd dude! I don't know...I guess that's the only way I feel I can express myself. Like when I'm driving and some idiot in front of me can't drive I alway say, GO you fucken asshole...god what fucken idiot! Can't even fucken drive! How would it sound if I said, please move your car ma'am because you're holding up traffic thank you so much!"

Ummm....so my answer as to why I curse so much? Because that's the only way I feel I know how to express myself and if you or anyone else has a problem with my foul mouth you can fuck off, fuck yourself in the ass, and then blow me bitch! But I love my friend! hahahaha! Nah...it only sounds bad when I write this shit down...but if you met me in real life I'm not too bad....just a little cooky sometimes and bite your arm and grab your penis and laugh at you...but that's about it....and oh yea....sometimes....if you are really a close friend to me....yea...I will let you touch my boob....tits are tits......i dont see a big deal about it. I let a friend touch my boob today cuz he was wondering what they felt like....then he said, "not too bad! you got some nice titties!" I said, "duhhhh motherfucker!"


Tila

So I'm sitting here pretty fucken stressed out because all I ever do is work, work, work, work, motherfucken work!  Yea my life may seem to be so much fun from the outside looking in, but you have no idea just how much work I have to put myself through just to get there!  NO IDEA!  All I ever do is work.  Sometimes I work so much that I will just randomly cry just because that's the only time I feel my body and mind will relax.   I believe in what I do so much that I just can't stop working...it's pretty insane.  It's all about blood, sweat and motherfucken tears for sure!  I am not complaining though because I love what I do and that is WHY I work soooooooo motherfucken hard for it....because I do love what I do.

Anyway...this entry is not about how hard I work though....that was just an intro.  This entry is about my so called, "FRIENDS"  who take advantage of me.   Let me tell you fuckers something.  When I am somebody's friend......I swear to fucken God I will go out of my way and bend over backwards for you!  I would do anything for you anytime, anywhere, anyplace....ANYTHING!  I will die for you if you wanted me to!  That's just how passionately loyal I am to my friends because I am a TRUE friend.  That's why I don't have many "FRIENDS"  because most just aren't worthy of that kind of loyalty.  I am a scorpio keep that in mind.....

It just really pisses me off that a lot of my so called, "FRIENDS"  take advantage of me and think that I don't know it...just because I'm always nice about it they think I don't know...but I fucken know.  I keep that shit in my heart and I will fucken remember.   They think that just because I have all these projects that I'm working on and am successful that I am some kind of ATM machine.   They just think that I work my fucken ASSSSS OFFFFF and cry myself to sleep because of how stressed I get sometimes that I do all that just to fucken have them treat me like and ATM MACHINE????  You know what I say to that?  I say...FUCK YOU!  One of the reasons why I work so hard also is so I can make all of my dreams come true and be able to share everything with my friends.  I want everyone around me that I love to be able to enjoy life and live in paradise because growing up I had NOTHING!  So I want to share everything with my friends.....But then they start taking advantage of you and using you....Then you really feel betrayed.  Nothing is worse than a FAKE friendship!

You look back and remember all the fucken times I was there for you and did so much for you!  I NEVERR  EVER asked for anything in return because I thought that's what friends are for!  EVER!  I shared everything that I had with you and tried to involve you somehow in all of my projects because I thought our friendship was worth more than just money....but in time I noticed how you just "EXPECT" me to always do shit for you.  Fuck you go to hell!  I don't need to "PAY"  you to be in my life.  Just remember that I did everything I did for you because I am a good person...but you've crossed the line and took advantage of it....now you can fuck off.  Don't ever ask me for jackshit ever again!  You'll realize when I'm gone what a great friend I was.....and trust me....finding good people that you can rely on and trust out here in Hollywood is a fucken rare thing!  I AM NOW CLOSED!  Come back never!  And for the very few friends of mine that are actually my true friends....ohhhh how much you will be rewarded because that's how much I love you just because you are true to me!  You will have the world I promise....just wait and see.....

Tila

PS-Yea at least I log on here and see all the wonderful people on my friends list showing me love and who actually appreciate all that I do...that always makes me feel better after a bad day!  So thank you all of my "friends"  on here for showing me love when love is nowhere else to be found in my life....you guys seriously rock my world!  xoxox

Is Tila my real name?  Yes!  There is a very funny story as to how I got that name though...

When I first started going to school for the first time in pre-kindergarten my parents took me to class to meet all of my teachers.  At the time my parents couldn't speak english too well so when the teachers asked what my name was....my parents just told them my name in Vietnamese.....which is:

Ti Lun-It means "shorty"  in Vietnamese....it was a nickname that they gave me.

Anyway...so my teachers misunderstood my parents and said, "TILA?"  So ever since that day my name has been Tila!  hahaha!  See?  It was as if this name was reserved specially all for me....I was destined to have this name.

As for TILA TEQUILA....well back in the day I used to hang out with a bunch of thugs and they just started calling me Tila Tequila and I guess it kinda just stuck with me.....that's it.....anything else you'd like to know?

Love,

Tila Tequila